+chaos theory+ (trashsick) wrote,
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quality control

I just did a harsh friends clean up, for those of you who i deleted, it was based on who's diary i feel i want to continue to read, and i kinda don't like lyrics filling my friends page up, i get a seething urge to eat glass whenever i see written out lyrics... this makes me a brainless numbfuck, i'm sure. Meh. sorry.
I'm attempting to clean my room... but i have to have someone to talk to and help me through it just incase i discover a family of spiders and need some reassurance, and as there is no one online..here for you, is what i go through to clean my horribly unhealthy room.
Stage 1 - rotting food, plates, mugs etc
12:20: threw away some cans of coke secretly to avoid a bollocking from my dad about wasting stuff... quickly side tracked by The Forgotten.
12:26: just got quite high off smelling a can of really old extra strong cider
12:30: reasonably completed... apart from a very old glass of mould that has been hiding at the back of my dresser
12:32 attempted to battle what i discovered is two glasses of close to mushroom fungus, but decided to wait for someone else to do it for me

Stage 2 - bin bag
12:40: i am starting to blame george for the mess in my room, because i found some of his rubbish by my bed.
12:42: getting high off bin bag fumes
12:44: paranoia kicking in, im
not really trusting flip flops to protect me against creepy crawlies
12:45: big fly just came in and scared the crap out of me, screamed like a girl
12:48: found a can of cider. claiming it.
12:50: nausea kicking in, something is watching me and waiting to pounce, i just know it. I think i'm gonna need some george-help to sterlize down the side of my bedside table...
13:04: procrastinating. i've started to make a new top.
13:24: top was crap, waste of time
13: 25: i give up.
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haha you can come clean my room next!

Fungus

Anonymous

June 13 2003, 04:30:18 UTC 13 years ago

Yeah well I am still suffering from the updraught and deep inhalation of dry fungus spores when I turned the tap on sharply to soak one of your nasty mouldy mugs the last time you got someone else to do it for you.....

Grrrr

Your Mother
HAHAHA that is priceless.